{"id":2021,"date":"2012-03-09T00:20:38","date_gmt":"2012-03-08T23:20:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/junjan.org\/wordpress\/?p=2021"},"modified":"2012-03-09T00:35:10","modified_gmt":"2012-03-08T23:35:10","slug":"the-best-bullshit-story-of-all-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/junjan.org\/wordpress\/2012\/03\/the-best-bullshit-story-of-all-time\/","title":{"rendered":"The best bullshit story of all time"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Religion easily has the best bullshit story of all time. Think about it. Religion has convinced people that there\u2019s an invisible man\u2026living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn\u2019t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>La religi\u00f3n tiene el mejor cuento chino\u00a0de todos los tiempos.\u00a0Piensa en ello.\u00a0La religi\u00f3n ha convencido a la gente de que existe un hombre invisible &#8230; que vive en el cielo.\u00a0Que vigila todo lo que haces cada minuto de cada d\u00eda.\u00a0Y el hombre invisible tiene una lista de diez cosas espec\u00edficas que no quiere que hagas.\u00a0Y si haces cualquiera de estas cosas, te enviar\u00e1 a un lugar especial, donde arder\u00e1s entre fuego y humo y tortura y angustia para siempre, y sufrir\u00e1s, y te quemar\u00e1s, y gritar\u00e1s, hasta el fin de los tiempos.\u00a0Pero \u00e9l te ama.\u00a0\u00c9l te ama.\u00a0\u00c9l te ama y necesita dinero.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"www.georgecarlin.com\" target=\"_blank\">George Carlin<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Religion easily has the best bullshit story of all time. Think about it. Religion has convinced people that there\u2019s an invisible man\u2026living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn\u2019t want you to do. And if you&hellip;&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/junjan.org\/wordpress\/2012\/03\/the-best-bullshit-story-of-all-time\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Leer m\u00e1s &raquo;<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The best bullshit story of all time<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[84],"tags":[866,867],"class_list":["post-2021","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-divagaciones","tag-atheistquotes","tag-frasesateas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/junjan.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2021","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/junjan.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/junjan.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junjan.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junjan.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2021"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/junjan.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2021\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2029,"href":"https:\/\/junjan.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2021\/revisions\/2029"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/junjan.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2021"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junjan.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2021"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/junjan.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2021"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}